Category Archives: Car Reviews

Regular Car Reviews:1988 Chrysler Conquest TSi



The Chrysler Conquest is a grey import Mitsubishi Starion. This is a car in which you can transform yourself into that guy who tells the same story over and over at every party. “This is an American car right? Nope! Bet you thought it was! Nope! Let me tell you what it really is….” and then the girl you’re talking to looks for a bass player to bang.

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Regular Car Reviews: 2004 National RV Tropi-Cal



IT’S A CAR YOU CAN POOP IN! It’s like getting to be your own live-in nurse! It’s a car with an IMAX windshield and a college radio switchboard with a big-ass wheel attached. It’s so big, you have to clear it with mission control first. Hell, it’s so monolithic, the scientists from 2001 are still trying to figure out what this is and why it’s here. Getting it started is like getting ready to go to the moon. All these buttons and controls, and your hands go here, and you have to press this or put your hands here. It’s like trying to figure out where everything goes your first time. “Am I in yet? Are – are we bangin’?

Oh…OHHHH…yeah, we’re bangin’.”

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1981 Honda CB750K: Regular Car Reviews



Still running. Still smooth. Still better made. Still fast. We ride and review the eternal Honda CB750. This is the “K” model with a Vetter Windjammer

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1997 Nissan Stagea RSFour: Regular Car Reviews



We drive a NOT Skyline Wagon. Raaaagh! This is a review of a Nissan Stagea, just a Stagea. Just a Stagea. Is this a meme? I have to take a big RSfour in the bowl. It’s Monday.

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