The Chrysler Conquest is a grey import Mitsubishi Starion. This is a car in which you can transform yourself into that guy who tells the same story over and over at every party. “This is an American car right? Nope! Bet you thought it was! Nope! Let me tell you what it really is….” and then the girl you’re talking to looks for a bass player to bang.

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This accompanies my Road and Track article. http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a27743/pontiac-fiero-regular-car-reviews/

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We head west on the PA Turnpike

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That’s one log name. We drive a Chevy Duramax. RCR doen’t do enough trucks.

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The 1956 Oldsmobile Super 88 is repressed sexuality.

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IT’S A CAR YOU CAN POOP IN! It’s like getting to be your own live-in nurse! It’s a car with an IMAX windshield and a college radio switchboard with a big-ass wheel attached. It’s so big, you have to clear it with mission control first. Hell, it’s so monolithic, the scientists from 2001 are still trying to figure out what this is and why it’s here. Getting it started is like getting ready to go to the moon. All these buttons and controls, and your hands go here, and you have to press this or put your hands here. It’s like trying to figure out where everything goes your first time. “Am I in yet? Are – are we bangin’?

Oh…OHHHH…yeah, we’re bangin’.”

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Hut-two-three-four, Two, two-three four! It’s time to pretend we’re solders of fortune and review this NOT-AMERICAN Volvo C303 Military vehicle

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Still running. Still smooth. Still better made. Still fast. We ride and review the eternal Honda CB750. This is the “K” model with a Vetter Windjammer

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We drive General Motor’s attempt to make a PT Cruiser, the Chevy HHR. It’s really a Cobalt jacked-up

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We drive a NOT Skyline Wagon. Raaaagh! This is a review of a Nissan Stagea, just a Stagea. Just a Stagea. Is this a meme? I have to take a big RSfour in the bowl. It’s Monday.

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