Category Archives: Car Reviews

Regular Car Reviews: 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee

We’re going to visit Daddy today! His apartment building is nice. There are little sculpted bushes outside. I put my Hot Wheels on a fun ride though a little box before I go though the second door of his apartment building. Then we go to his living room. All his friends dress the same. They are so funny. Dad says he is coming home soon. He talks about his four friends who will give him a ride home. They are all named Goldberg! Sometimes one of the Goldbergs is there. He wears a tie and carries a business case.

Then, Daddy has to go to gym class. He said it is for grown-ups. Mom tells us it is time go and we get back into our Jeep and bounce home. She says Daddy will be able to play again soon. Mom says when Dad is done with grown-up-sleep-away school, we’re all going to Dorny Park and Wildwater Kingdom! YAY

Big thanks to ZeroVersionTwo for supplying this Jeep Grand Cherokee for us to review. Check out his YouTube page here:


Regular Car Reviews: 2014 Ford Fiesta ST

Tiny car. Tiny turbo. Loads of fun. One way ticket. Solid alibi. Reciprocating saw. Multiple states. Cash only. Ek praat Afrikaans vandag. Ek kan wegsteek op die Kaap. Verenigde State van Amerika geld koop baie Volkswagens. Kom ons kuier. Waar is die biblioteek? Die pen is in my hand. Die boek. Die boek! Die boek. Hoeveel rand sal dit neem vir gereelde motor resensies aan ZA kom?

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Regular Car Reviews: 2012 Mini Countryman Cooper S

So British. The Mini Countryman Cooper S is for people who want a Mini, but don’t. The Chrysler PT Cruiser called, they want their idea back. ENGLAND! NOSTALGIA… Mini of North America would have fitted fiberglass bowler hats to the roof of the Countryman if they thought they could get away with it.

Whoops. I got the year wrong. It’s a 2012

Thank you to: RemyRemington for letting us film your car.


Regular Car Reviews: 1992 Subaru SVX, Part 1

This is the most Un-Subaru Subaru (Part 1). The SVX stands on the vanguard of unsung 90’s cars. It’s a flat-6, all wheel drive, low, sleek sports car…that was a commercial flop because in the 1990’s Subarus were known, in America, as cars for people who ambushed you at Circuit City with petitions calling for “People Should Be Nice To Me.” PART 2 :