Regular Car Reviews: 1997 Dodge Ram 1500



Chrysler created the best pickup truck of the 90’s by building a Tonka Truck instead of a complainant work vehicle. This 4 or 6 wheeled masculine-dicto-simpliciter also changed the line-up of every manufacturer forever. The new Dodge Ram de-throned the luxury four-door sedan as the King of the Car Lot. In the 1990’s, trucks became premium vehicles.

The Dodge Ram also cemented the idea that a truck must look like a synthol-pumped, penis-panicking, club-brawler.

I got the tow/cargo ratings all wrong in the Dodge Ram video. Sorry about that. As a peace offering, please accept this novelty Johnny-Cash-style song written and performed by a friend of mine. Three people are murdered in the song. The song is called: “Wodega.”



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