Regular Car Reviews: 1998 Subaru Forester

I’m a male. I’m sorry. I want to have sex. I’m sorry. I find you attractive. I’m sorry. I drive a Subaru Forester. I sympathize with you. I’ll pay for everything. I won’t look at you. I will look you in the eyebrows. Look how I am behaving. See my hands? They’re in my pockets. You had a bad day. I’m sorry. I know it’s my fault. Everything is my fault. You are listening to member-supported Public Radio.