IT’S A CAR YOU CAN POOP IN! It’s like getting to be your own live-in nurse! It’s a car with an IMAX windshield and a college radio switchboard with a big-ass wheel attached. It’s so big, you have to clear it with mission control first. Hell, it’s so monolithic, the scientists from 2001 are still trying to figure out what this is and why it’s here. Getting it started is like getting ready to go to the moon. All these buttons and controls, and your hands go here, and you have to press this or put your hands here. It’s like trying to figure out where everything goes your first time. “Am I in yet? Are – are we bangin’?
Oh…OHHHH…yeah, we’re bangin’.”