Regular Car Reviews: 2013 Audi S4



There is no way to enjoy an Audi S4 within the bounds of the law. This car is stupid fast. That would be a non-issue if the car looked fast. It doesn’t. An S4 looks like a WASP, in a tie, eating at Starbucks on his lunch break. You see this car and immediately forget about it. SO… you have to RRRRRGGHHH all the time to show the world that you exist. The WASP goes home, switches his ladder-dick-piercings from stainless to “Mexican-Fiesta.” His Casio point-and-shoot is already on its tripod. All he has to do is long into Tumblr.

Special thanks to Ted Stoltz for serving as our 3rd videographer.

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