Regular Car Reviews: 2014 Chevrolet Malibu LT



Don’t drink and drive because if you do, you’re part of the problem. It’s okay to drink, stand in your bedroom and talk into a microphone. The Chevy Malibu is a car in which you can tell a black-guy joke. It’s also a car for people who just want a car and that weird drink where they latch Corona bottle upside down to the glass at an angle. Corona Rita Margarita. Blegh.

Everyone, man-up and lean to love Gin Martinis.

My contacts itch.

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